Inspired by this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84DLT4yRcy4
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.
I felt like I needed this back on my dash,
actually I don’t get tumblr hobbit posters hysteric but gandalf and galadriel on this one are just….fabulous x)))
I think it’s absolutely justified to react like Melkor when a gigantic spiders is trying to eat your favorite jewelry!
For extra reading pleasure imagine Melkors scream to be like one of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg